In which it is Valentine's Day, and Sour Apple is about five seconds away from being imprisoned for willful manslaughter.
Rating: T

( I have absolutely nothing to say on the state of Urahara Kisuke’s sanity... )

(A/N: WOW. I thought ISHIDA whooped my ass. Hello, Ulquiorra. He is damn hard to write. Aw, hell, and I still have Byakuya to do. I'm screwed. Sorry about the wait. Hope it's worth it.)

Introducing Sour Apple, one of our lovely wait staff.
Rating: T

( My name is Ulquiorra Schiffer... )